"People of Earth, I've been sent by the United Universe Alliance. Here's the deal, you guys are botching things up."
This is great fun. An alien sock puppet instructs us on the principles of the universe such as respecting the worth and dignity of all sentient beings.
I'd use it for our Children's Annual Meeting in a couple of weeks, except the alien uses the word "sucks" in the first paragraph.
It's about 5 minutes long, and makes me very happy. Let it make you happy too.