Wednesday, March 29, 2006

One of these is not like the other

Thanks for the email. Seems that my humor has confused and confounded. Not the last time, I'm sure. One of the '10 things I believe' posted below is something I don't really believe. I wrote it as a total funny, the rest are half funnies. It's been a long winter here in my world, and I sometimes reach.

like this, my current favorite joke:

What does a 500 pound mouse say?

Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty.

See, reaching. Anyway those of you who know me and those of you who don't -- which ones' the totally not true one? Taking bets now.


Anonymous said...

I bet that you are not a faith healer of hiccups, or don't believe in parallel universes.

Michelle said...

Do you really like Barbara Streisand?

Happy Cindy said...

I can make hiccups go away. It's bizarre but real.
I sort of believe in parallel universes, but you're close,

I have adored Barbara Streisand since I was 10, and Color Me Barbara graced my record player. When I was 12 I had a long recurring daydream all summer about how she and Jon the hairdresser would come stay with us, and since my mother would never let unmarried people be in the same bed together, Barbara would have to sleep with me.

You're close too.

Happy Cindy said...

Although I believe that consciousness exists on all kinds of plains, many of which are proobably unavailable to us, I don't actually believe that one of those plains is just like ours except that I'm friends with 3 of the most talented women in America.