But I find myself in a conundrum of great magnitude. I did not realize a schism has developed.
And this schism is clearly of greater concern to the Unitarians involved than, say, boycotting a national democratic decision making event, for someone has already decided not to remain in community and struggle over their differences, but I don't know what those differences were, or to which group I belong, and which name I should accept?
But the First Reformed Unitarian Jihad says that my name is
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Sister Spikey Mace of Looking at All Sides of the Question.
Oh to decide my jihadian fate without the context of theological specificity or the subtext of comprehension of a denominational schism. I fear I may accidentally join the wrong group and go to hell.
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother/Sister Gatling Gun of Courteous Freedom. What's yours?
Oh. Right. No Hell.
P.S. Made you look.